Anonymous submission to Unsalted Counter Info.
On Monday, November 24 between the hours of 6 and 8am the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future visited the homes of four local Scrooges (Carolyn Kuranz, Aaron Towne, Daniel Israel, and Jonah Miller) working on the Los Alamos data center project to warn them of the dire consequences should they continue with their plans to greedily consume the water in so-called Ypsilanti, Michigan.
The message of the spirits was clear:
“From the horrors of the atomic bomb to the desecration of the Huron River, to the looming threat of nuclear disaster on all of humanity, you will be haunted by deep regret if you don’t do the right thing now! Get OUT of Ypsi, OUT of Michigan, OUT of the war industry!”
These mischievous ghosts also left their words of warning in the ears and on the doorsteps of the neighbors! (see attachment)
We bet these Scrooges wish they could wash their hands of this whole experience – if only they had any soap in their kitchens! >_< (yuck)
Quit your jobs! Don’t be Scrooges! Get out of here with your gross weapons research, the AI data center that will support it, and the pollution of the land we love!
–The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future
