Anonymous submission to Unsalted Counter Info.
Some ghouls awoke on Devil’s Night (October 30th) and went to haunt the neighborhoods of Ann Arbor residents doing some evil nuclear weapons development stuff. They left literature which encouraged people to support their neighbors to make less spooky choices.
Chris has hired some private security to sit outside his house wasting gas and money, but unfortunately ghouls are invisible to hired guns! Better luck next time!